MICHELESAURUSREX
21. Florida. Bartender extraordinaire.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.
  • Citizen:
    I don't believe in abortion.

  • Government:
    Then don't get one.

  • Citizen:
    I don't believe in birth control.

  • Government:
    You don't have to use it.

  • Citizen:
    I think gay marriage is a sin.

  • Government:
    Don't marry the same sex then.

  • Citizen:
    I want my kids to learn about creationism.

  • Government:
    Take them to church.

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