December 2011
I swear my dog is a human trapped inside a tiny dog suit. He steals my covers and wakes me up by making this half talk half whine barking noise and if im not paying attention to him, he’ll just sit on whatever im doing. or just do silly things like steal my underwear and run around and make me come get him.
Born Gold
March 7th at backbooth.
Whos coming with me? I really dont want this to be a show I go to alone.
It’s just a few weeks before my birthdayyyy….
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“Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via withveritaserum)
nedzissou asked: Did you have a merry Christmas?
It's Christmas so I know that means you all are on...
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captainfailboat:
Is 10 am too early for day drinking? Not on Christmas it’s not.
Just got fired as my Christmas present, via email :)
If you live in Orlando, you should not go to Hard Knocks.
and if you want, you can leave them a message letting them know what wonderful people they are on their facebook.
Seriously though, in the two weeks I worked for these people I was surrounded by nothing but bad vibes and fake bitches. I shouldn’t have even wasted my time. They...
